WELCOME, "Internet" TRAVELER! HERE, YOU CAN APPLY FOR CHRONOSPACE DREAMSCAPE'S TECH POSITION!
(UNLESS YOUR NAMES HAPPEN TO BE... WADE HARRIS, WALLACE CLARK OR BETTY KRISTOFF. WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE, AND THAT YOU'VE BEEN INTRUDING IN OUR SYSTEMS. DON'T TRY TO APPLY, UNLESS YOU USE A DIFFERENT ACCOUNT, IN WHICH CASE WE CANNOT TRACK YOU SO.... DON'T DO THAT!)
IF YOU'RE CLEARED TO APPLY, YOU MAY DO SO BELO...
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